day by dayer

someone who appears attractive only on certain days. They flip flop between good and bad days making it impossible to know which side you will get.

The girl I went on a date with turned out to be a day by dayer. At dinner she looked cute, but the next time we went out she looked awful.

by SMB585 December 12, 2011

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

Day'lykeshia

A girl that is marvelous, she will make you happy and is overall wonderful, she is best when paired to a Frank. She is perfect in bed even though a bit stingy and will not notice when she is showing to much as in very tight clothes but she will never cheat on you, just likes to enjoy life, she might be a little slow in math but she prefers nerds. Oh

PS:she is so Hot that its ridiculous.

guy#1: hey is that Day'lykeshia ive heard she is hot but damn!
guy#2: Yea she is so hot but don't stare to much if you don't want frank to beat your teeth in.

by Sexylatino117 August 8, 2012

Day worthy

When dating taking it to the next causal step of being seen together/ seeing each other during the day.

Man, Kristen and I have been getting along pretty well I think I'm going to make her day worthy...

by Jdjess March 23, 2013

day chicken

Basically, the term "day chicken" means, lick my titties in arabic. L my S on your Ds, and butter me up buttercup in spanish.
Basically, if you are declared a "day chicken" you pretty much dont have to ever worry about claiming your manhood any other way, people know you fuck bitches. And sometimes eat obese cabbage patch looking 15 year old girls. Either one, youre a winner winner chicken dinner. Sometimes people use it to describe ones standing in a relationship.

For example Peter wanted to show his wife who was boss so he ejaculated into her eardrums and screamed RED RUM at the top of his lungs and became the "day chicken" of the partnership.

by mexicanbuttocks January 20, 2014

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

day's leavings

Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.

Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.

by manfredmanley August 19, 2015