Dakota

A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.

"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"

"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"

by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022

Dakota

Is sweet, funny, but kind of weird. The weird that you look for in a guy who you can crack jokes with and say anything that comes to mind which only lead to an insane amount of laughter between both of you. Dakota is the type of guy who you can see tries so hard to make sure your okay first and tries even hard to understand even some of the most annoying and stupid things that you might say. He has a giggle that is so sweet and innocent which only makes you want to smile 10 times more than the average human smiles in their whole lifetime. Dakota might be your soul mate but just his presence in your life for even a short amount of time will be one of the best things that could ever happen to you. Dakota is the type of guy to be cherished and not taken for granted.

Dakota is the sweetest boy I happen to fall for at the beach…

by user83949722 June 14, 2022

south dakota hot tub

When you discover a public toilet that is slopping overboard with water-logged commercial-grade toilet paper, and feces recognizably the result of a two-bowl visit to HuHot.

I had to go so bad but the only open stall was a South Dakota Hot tub.

by Iseeu81mi July 2, 2022

Dakota moment

When you rage so hard that you throw 2 chairs at people in class.

Jodie: WATCH OUT SHES HAVING A DAKOTA MOMENT!!!!

by Whatsaymyusername September 8, 2022

dakota

so hot, wanna smash hes so fine lord have mercy

"did you see dakota"
"yeah hes so fine"

by dakotas hot gf September 13, 2022

South Dakota Seesaw

A position used most commonly in threesomes with two women and one man. A male participant lies on his back, with the two women atop him, one on his face and one on his penis. The women will take turns sitting, simulating the movement of a seesaw.

Mary: Hey honey, what’s your freakiest fantasy?
Jamal: you know, I’ve always wanted to do a South Dakota Seesaw
Mary: Oooooooh me too. I’ll call a friend to come over!

by I Made This Account In Spite April 30, 2022

Dakota

A kid in plrs that has a crooked cock

Boy “hey Dakota your cock looks awfully crooked today”

by Peepee guy May 6, 2022