As daft as a wagon horse

Someone who is so stupid that no matter what you tell them they will do it. Mainly because a wagon horse will work all day and just keep going and going without any thought for themselves.

that bloke is as daft as a wagon horse

by Jon Coombe December 14, 2008

Daffy

A skiing trip in which, the skier while in air, folds one leg back, and kicks the other forward, and then wise versa.

"dude, I pulled a smooth daffy off that jump"

by Snips July 28, 2003

DAFEATED

An exclamation to describe: Beating somebody in a competition, proving somebody wrong, or just to shove something in somebody's face. A wide variety of uses, almost universal.

Sometimes pronounces in three exclamated syllables DA FEAT and ED.

1. Man 1: The answers 46
Man 2: The answers 47 actually, DA-FEAT-ED!

2. Man 1: I'm gettin with that this weekend.
Man 2: I already got with that ass, DA-FEAT-ED!

by Brenden June 16, 2004

Dafaq

When your out of words to say when your clueless

Dafaq just happened

by #slickboys09 December 14, 2018

daffyed

Rhyming Slang: Daffyed = Daffy Ducked = Fucked

"Man, I'm Daffyed after that bank robbery..."

by Orkahn July 9, 2005

Dafuq

Dafuq means What The Fuck and the shitty teens made it Dafuq because they're boring to write the whole sentence =)

-What did u said?
-dafuq dude u can't hear what I'm saying? -.-

by AN3X January 2, 2015

Daffa

A person who typically comes from Indonesian backgrounds. It is almost ALWAYS a chink, and very rare breed for sure. They’re known for their microscopic dongs, and they typically have hobbies and passions not many others seem interesting, such as card tricks, or collecting toys.

“Some girl said this dudes dong isn’t very big. He must be a Daffa”

by Jdog3002 August 26, 2018