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My crush

You (yes you as in the person i sent this to)
hey stupid just wanted to say that My crush is you
by stupidgirlnamed_emma October 31, 2019
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boner crusher

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.
Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.
by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007
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crush-stalk

Crush-stalk (verb)
When you like someone as a friend, but really LIKE them so you start checking their Facebook, their Instagram, their Twitter, and liking everything. You start your own chapter of their fan club. You crush on them platonically, but more like on a superfriend level. Teeters on obsessive.
I was crush-stalking Hal's Facebook. "HeY! I was crush-stalking you on Facebook and saw you post your love for Lily Tomlin. Sounds like YOU are crush-stalking HER."
by Crazymadwoman May 31, 2015
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Crusch Lulu

The best Scaly Waifu you'll ever have. From the Anime Overlord II ep2-5.
I just jacked to Crusch Lulu my doods. I wish there was a Overlord III already
by The Original Argoniphile June 5, 2018
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Nut-Crush

When you cross your legs like a woman and your nut slides into you abdomen crushing it with thigh and gut.
i chucked my leg over the other to look cool but quickly uncrossed when i reaslised i got Nut-Crush. The chick asked me what was wrong and i said i pinched nerve in my back.

she was onblivious to the Nut-Crush. Most chicks don't get Nut-Crush.

you want crushed nuts in your smoothy??
no I'll hold the nuts thanks.
by Demmy123456789 April 29, 2010
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Convenience Crush

When you have a crush on somebody you've started spending a lot of time with, not because they're particularly attractive or interesting, just because it's convenient.
"I guess I have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and I see him like five times a week."
by thereisdonutinmyjelly October 4, 2012
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Carlo Caruso

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.
by Hugo Harlotbreath May 6, 2018
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