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Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil
DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again
by Death by coffee September 18, 2017
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Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex
Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did the Alabama hot coffee
by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019
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Second Wave Coffee and more

A place that makes bland coffee and posts terrible and corny coffee memes. Then decides to do wine and beer for some reason? And completely forgets that second wave was funded by a charity organization.
Second Wave Coffee and More?: Hmm… let’s see… I know let’s also add wine and beer and forget that I work for Arc of the midlands and DDSN. Lol. :-) :-) :-) see I’m :-) because I’m always :-) because I don’t want people I abused to know I’m a depressing bitch Lol. You know who you are.
by PatrickIsUrban August 2, 2021
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trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream
by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021
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black rifle coffee

A Motorsport(s) sponsor and the most patriotic coffee brand in America. Founded in Colorado 2014 a couple years before death wish coffee and dead sled coffee. This company is known for there patriotism, sponsorship in Motorsports and political controversies
Yo let’s go to Meijer and get some black rifle coffee
by Nascarfan2007 October 10, 2022
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Hot Steaming Cup of Hot Coffee

A Hot Steaming Cup Of Hot Coffee is the best type of coffee you can ever get
Starbucks: hi what would you like
Jason: i want a Hot Steaming Cup Of Hot Coffee
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
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coffeeholicanism

A religion created for the coffeeholics that love to drink coffee every day and be hyper! Coffeeholicanism was created the summer of 09 by two alaskans nicknamed "Latte" and "Priest".

Rules Of Coffeeholicanism::
1. Must drink coffee daily. (All missed days must be made up for)
2. Must accept coffee in all forms. (ex: plain, flavored, mocha..etc.)
3. Must not limit times for drinking coffee. (You can drink coffee at lunch or even 1am)
4. Decaf is a joke. 'nuff said.

**Note coffeeholicanism is not a real religion but to be taken as a joke :)
Person 1:"Hooray for coffee!!!! I drink coffee everyday!"
Person 2: "Really? You must practice coffeeholicanism.."
Person 1: *Bounces off wall* "Yuuuup! How did you know??"
by MissLatte August 6, 2009
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