When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.
by Cmellow April 27, 2017
The act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the shit crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.
by Bear Balls January 17, 2008
When you're too lazy to wash your hands after masturbating and you wipe them on the edge of the blanket.
Person One: "It's getting pretty cold, mind if I borrow this blanket?"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
Person Two: "No, don't use that one Mum, It's a crusty blanket"
by CrustyBlanket April 28, 2016
When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.
Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"
Ravi: gyrl you like what you see
some girl: ... why is it so flakey
Ravi: ...... ?
Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!
Ravi: gyrl you like what you see
some girl: ... why is it so flakey
Ravi: ...... ?
Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!
by thetriniway January 12, 2018
by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018
noun: a person who smells as if they had been bathing in a dark crusty substance, that may be feces and may not be.
I smelled something rank and immediately blamed it on the crusty stainer who was sitting next to me.
by Loganzo June 12, 2005
a stupid skank who has no friends. someone who thinks she's queen shit and can't tell the truth. someone who doesn't shave her vag and has crusties around her butthole.
by We hate crusty floss March 07, 2008