crimpt

Baked as shit.
i.e. slumped; zooted

dude 1: "lmao look at fuckin nate bro😂"
dude 2: "oh shit😳😂💀 that nigga crimpt"

by therealrawdawg August 23, 2016

crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.

"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"

by Joni-K July 6, 2016

crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.

I had to crump through last night's snowfall.

by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017

crump

You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.

Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.

That bitch is crumped up.

by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017

crumple nuggets

Some crusty ass nuggets that have been in someones ass crack for days

Oh God your crumple nuggets are falling outta your ass

by DomminictheDank March 16, 2017

CrumpSquad

A squad of friends native to Roseville CA who make youtube videos and generally fuck around for tha views.

Did you see the CrumpSquad boolin' at the park?

by TheTallestCrumpBoi May 31, 2017

Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017