Cookie Monster

When a man becomes so enraged when practicing oral sex on a woman, he screams "COOKIES!" and proceeds to attack and bite the vagina repeatedly, all while muttering "Om nom nom nom nom"

Last night, Dan went all Cookie Monster on my pussy!

by NickTesla May 25, 2010

cookie dough

The single best flavor of ice cream in existance, hands down. If you don't have some at home, go buy some at the grocery store at this very moment and purchase a small portion of ecstacy.

"I almost wished I was dead, but I had a bowl of cookie dough ice cream and my will to live was renewed."

by Sesshy December 6, 2004

Burnt Cookie

Person with an unusually dark complexion.

Gunther: Hey, what was the name of that black dude from Chem class?

Skip: You mean Larry? He's not black, he's Filipino.

Gunther: Hah seriously? Dude is one burnt cookie.

by Rodeo Chancheo February 13, 2009

Cookie

Another way of saying vagina or pussy. Commonly used in the porn industry.

"Stuff it in my cookie!"

Be nice to my cookie it's my first time

by VoxyBoy November 14, 2016

Cookies & Apple Juice

Pussy and pussy juice

made popular by cam'ron in the song Cookies & Apple Juice and explained
in the second verse of the song. (for those who didn't already know)

Song : Cookies & Apple Juice - Cam'ron

Female verse - Yep, he said I'm cute. Try to throw me in a loop.
hit me when he's hungry lick my cookies drink my apple juice.

guy : whats good wit them cookies.
hoe : get the fuck.
guy : i drink apple juice.
hoe : call me 2nite around 7.

by wrekkless May 19, 2009

Have a cookie

Absurd phrase used to distract, deflect or add irrational levity to a conversation. Typically used by ignorant people who have no useful knowledge or relevant input to a discussion.

"I believe the Schrodinger equation fails to calculate the probabilities of certain outcomes in any state of the quantum system, what do you think?" "Have a cookie!"

by noriddle January 26, 2010

BUTTER COOKIES

Off brand or no name shoes

where did you get those butter cookies, K-mart?

by darin January 5, 2004