by allmyloveforzachherron September 8, 2019
Get the kay cook mug.Sam: Did you see that movie 300 kid?
Bam: Hell yeah that shit was the cook up!
" A yo Jimmy got that cook up, Im gonna cop some of that!"
Bam: Hell yeah that shit was the cook up!
" A yo Jimmy got that cook up, Im gonna cop some of that!"
by Tony Chase March 3, 2008
Get the Cook up mug.Jonathan Cook is the lead singer for the band Forever the Sickest Kids. Jonathan is most famous for hitting on anything with a vagina. JCook prefers underage girls though, and is currently linked to Disney Starlet Selena Gomez. Jonathan is a strong Republican and enjoys hunting ducks. Cook claims to be a devout Christian, but who really knows.
You will never believe who stuck their tongue down my throat at the show last night!
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Jonathan Cook
by DemiLov March 17, 2009
Get the Jonathan Cook mug.A douchebag who attempts to be funny by moving around alot and telling unfunny jokes we told each other in junior high.
by dman19 October 30, 2011
Get the Dan Cook mug.by Grant Olson April 19, 2008
Get the dane cook mug.The white persons Dave Chapelle. he is a comedian that is uninhibited and makes such eccentric jokes that alot of people enjoy his show.
Dane Cook ,although a sucky version of Chapelle, who in my opinon isnt that funny just hi-strung and hyper, like a gerbil.
by Rudo January 5, 2006
Get the Dane Cook mug.(DC'd for short)When you use a phrase from any of Dane Cook's stand ups that everyone knows, to make a situation funny, or to totally pwn a friend. Ex: Invite a friend to your house for dinner. Put any sticky substance on their fork/spoon to make then say, either out loud or subconsciously, "Why is this spoon so sticky?" And of course you reply with, "I just came" In turn they have been Dane Cook'd (or DC'd). But, it only works if the person you are doing it to knows Dane Cook, and this definition.
*Note: This can be done with any Dane Cook quote, in any situation you see fit.
*Note: This can be done with any Dane Cook quote, in any situation you see fit.
-Guys, invite a chick into your home, then when you are both in say the following- "Welcome to the Jungle baby, you're gonna DIIIIEE!!! Nah I'm kidding, c'mon lets box!"
-Girls, if a guy is ever choking his chicken in front of you and whispers 'Do you like that?" Look at him with a serious face and say the fallowing- "No . . . Thanks for asking. I'm liking it less and less by the jerk even. I would rather get a dirty sanchez than continue to watch this."
Going to the drive through at Burger King and quoting the "Sweet and Sour sauce on my pussy" quote gets a lot of kicks, but only if the person knows Dane Cook, and has heard his harmful if swallowed stand up.
And the most suiting line to say afterwards would be, "Yeah, I just Dane Cook'd you, you glass bitch" Which in turn DC-ing them again.
-Girls, if a guy is ever choking his chicken in front of you and whispers 'Do you like that?" Look at him with a serious face and say the fallowing- "No . . . Thanks for asking. I'm liking it less and less by the jerk even. I would rather get a dirty sanchez than continue to watch this."
Going to the drive through at Burger King and quoting the "Sweet and Sour sauce on my pussy" quote gets a lot of kicks, but only if the person knows Dane Cook, and has heard his harmful if swallowed stand up.
And the most suiting line to say afterwards would be, "Yeah, I just Dane Cook'd you, you glass bitch" Which in turn DC-ing them again.
by Messiah.XIII January 14, 2009
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