cookiesexual

when you got some brain damage from joining a dreamsexual discord server

I'm cookiesexual

Did you accidentally join some Dreamsexual discord servers?

by CHUNGUS MUNCHER December 15, 2021

Fur Cookie

A vagina, usually used when expressing one's interest in going down on a lady.

giggity-giggity

I laid her down and nibbled on her fur cookie.

by cooperjay July 12, 2007

Whore Cookie

A cookie with sperm baked into it.

Whore: what's a whore cookie?

Chef: Well lets just say, you'll taste the secret ingredient right off the bat.

by Hakuboshi September 4, 2009

Poop Cookies

cookies containing pebbles of fecal matter that are moist and fresh. These cookies are usually served to unsuspecting little children by there disgustingly erotic grandparents. They will usually look like chocolate chip cookies and will probably smell like them too, depending on your grandparents' skill in this art. If you have recently eaten poop cookies, side effects include but aren't limited to: deflated boner, random combustion of pubic hair, and an intense desire to listen to Creed.

"Grandma are you making poop cookies?"
"No ;) "

by ThatsJustNasty69 November 11, 2011

Dirty Cookies

A descriptive term for any unfortunate situation, to insult an unwanted group of assholes, or could be used to describe anything literally covered in filth. It is most effective when describing something that used to be good. Why? Because no one wants dirty cookies.

Me: My roommate invited 13 year old girls to our kegger... again...
Guest: Aw fuck dat! Dats some dirty dookies right dere.

Stoner #1: Noooooo, I just spilled half the ground up weed for this blunt on the carpet! (5 minutes later, after picking it out of the carpet fuzz) Eh, it's not that bad, we can still smoke it.
Stoner #2: Dude... thats some dirty cookies.

Raver: That was the best desert party I've ever been to... Can I use your shower? I'm such a dirty cookie right now.

by dotpxl November 28, 2012

og cookies

Bomb ass cookies that get you zoomed asf

Pass those og cookies nigga

by 🧕🏽 February 27, 2018

take that cookie

To engage in vaginal sex.

I am going to take that cookie Amber.

by cjismitch August 31, 2010