Coach Z

Coach Z has definitely not a Boston accent... he does drop his R's sometimes (and adds them in other times), but it's honestly more of a midwestern accent than anything by the rest of his speech. That, and he just plain says things WRONG sometimes. I couldn't say why he has that accent though. He just does. :)

»The King's gone mad with power! He's going to eat The Chort!«

by Jorb November 3, 2003

Coach Mike

A Coach Mike is the best basketball coach of all time. Literally the GOAT. He will turn your jump shot from broke to beast in no time. Coach Mike is a lady's guy. Whenever he's not ballin, he's spending time with the ladies. Basketball doesn't define a Coach Mike, Coach Mike defines basketball.

Sorry I cant, I'm ballin with Coach Mike.

by BCbeeeeaaassst January 26, 2018

Coach D

The best teacher in the whole universe

Coach D uses the correct pronouns for all her students, we stan.

by thenuggetsidekick April 22, 2021

cochaos

1:a word you use when angry
2:caling someone a crazy cock

Ed:i sold my Warped Tour ticket for ten dollars to some random person.

Jon:Frekin, COCHAOS!

by Jonbon April 23, 2005

Concho Pearl

In an effort to avoid getting hit in the eye, she turns her head and gets his goo in her ear.

Last night in Graham's parking lot, some girl chickened out and ended up with a Concho pearl. Poor thing's half-deaf now...

by cleverbxpop November 11, 2010

Coach Zee

the rapping coach of homestar runner who wheres a green suit with handys and footys and a rappers neck lace that is a gold "Z". he is famous for is missuse of the word job and his hit single "These Peoples Try to Fade Me".

"Coach Zee has been drinking Listerene

by coachzee1212 December 17, 2003

coach potato

An extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;

-When is your next game? Maybe my team will play you.

-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.

-Oh, haha, sucks for you.

by Fshneed April 12, 2008