e-coma

When you stop posting on an online forum/message board for a while then suddenly come back, you have just came back from an e-coma.

Dude123: LOLZ
Dude456: HEY I'M BACK FROM MY E-COMA
Dude123: LOLZ

by Home slice August 3, 2007

high coma

The uninformed way of saying apostrophe. Typically used by the African American population.

“Please spell your baby’s name for me.”
“Ok, S-h-a (high coma) N-E-E-K-W-A”

by Hellomater April 6, 2019

Sex Coma

This is the lack of Sex for more than Six months. (This does not apply to virgins.)

Jack's new girlfriend has him in a sex coma.

Virgin woman usually keep there boyfriends in a sexual coma until marriage.

by Jeremy Plumley November 22, 2007

The Comanche

When you fuck a bitch on her period, take your dick out make her sit Indian style and then dick slap her in the face with the menstrual blood while chanting OH AYE YA YA like an Indian until she looks like a Comanche with war paint on her face

Yo man I gave that bitch the Comanche last night, and she was on the war path!

by Birdflushawty August 31, 2016

Comatose

A word describing what happens when your toes go totally numb, also spelt "coma toes". Usually associated with extreme cold, absinthe, and being locked into a centrifuge.

"My feet feel weird.. and as for my toes.. lets just say i have comatose."

by he_who_says_zonk February 2, 2004

comatoast

You are so exhausted and hungry that you start to have auditory and visual hallucinations. Your responses are delayed and distorted, comatose becomes comatoast. Once you do respond, if you do respond to social interactions, your response can appear completely irrelevant due to the lag (in fact your mind and body have separated and it takes some time for your neural networks to reach the cave where your processing mechanism is hiding). You are unable to make appropriate choices and when the barista asks single or double to reply double if not triple. Your overindulgence in caffeine, alcohol, chocolate and sex fail to return you to a normal state. There is no known cure for comatoast but the state does lapse and symptoms may disappear for months at a time (especially when you abandon your worldly possessions, quit your job and wander in tropical countries).

I was waiting for my friend on a park bench, (within arms reach of caffeine) it was a lovely sunny day, I soaked up the rays and stared blankly ahead, I was so tired I was comatoast.

by cognitivecoma October 5, 2011

piff coma

the act of smoking PIFF and the after effects, leave you feeling as if you were in a coma.

black guy: yo, man whachu tryna do today nigga?

unsuspecting white guy: i dont know man, you still know

you still know those "niggas" from

philly?

black guy: yeah my nigga why?

unsuspecting white guy: well, can they still get the piff?

black guy: hell yeah my nigga!(gives the white guy daps)

unsuspecting white guy: good im trying to go into a piff coma

by smokedatpiff013 November 26, 2010