Colorado water balloon

the act of a man pissing into a girls asshole, feeding her a bunch of laxatives and fucking it until all of the piss and shit squirts out of her

“i was at a party and i gave malarie a colorado water balloon”

by waterballoonlover May 3, 2023

Colorado Cum Gobbler

A person who gobbles cum in colorado

someone who eats all the cum in colorado
Be careful here comes the Colorado Cum Gobbler

by BLUEGALAXYPUG May 9, 2023

Colorado hang

The act of enjoying Colorado without moving: not hiking, skiing, mountain biking, rockclimbing, or paddling. Just hanging.

Yesterday I did the Colorado hang and read a book in a mountain cabin.

by SlimeQueen July 18, 2023

Colorado French Omelet

When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.

Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!

by The Real Jorge Avila August 8, 2023

Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas

A geographically sarcastic way of spelling out CUNT! Also the states that through historical coincidence make up the fuck region of the United States!

In 1850, the formerly Mexican land between the states of Texas and California was divided into New Mexico Territory in the south and Utah Territory in the north. Then during the Civil War, Utah Territory was split into three territories. The western portion bordering California became the state of Nevada in 1864, while the central portion would become the state of Utah in the 1890s. The eastern portion bordering Kansas, however, was initially proposed to be named Idaho, but was later named Colorado after the reddish-hued river. Little did those who named the states foresee what the first letters in the names of Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, Texas, states that border one another, would spell out!

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel August 11, 2023

Colorado Costco

You will need:

Condiments (peanut butter, jelly, etc.)

Blindfold

A freaky partner

Step 1:

Cover 2-3 fingers in different condiments of your choice
It’s important that you don’t tell your partner which condiments you used.

Step 2:

Let your partner taste your fingers and let them try to guess what’s on each finger. Let them know if they’re correct or incorrect

Step 3:

Take your dick and slather it in another condiment.

Step 4:

See where it goes from there!

“No way this motherfucker gave his girl a Colorado Costco”

“Yo I was fucking this fat bitch yesterday, and I swear man, knowing how to give her a Colorado Costco was so clutch. Fat hoes are into some freaky shit”

by placebo! May 23, 2023

Contradone

is to control(relationship) with someone but it is already controlled (in a relationship) by someone

" He tried to get back with his wife but little he didn't know it was already contradone by a courtesan "

" I tried to control the DNA of a Mus Musculus (Mice) but the amount of RNA and Invaders already contradone the DNA "

by Tellerpore September 15, 2023