Milking the colon

When you (or someone else) insert fingers inside your rectum and massage your colon until you ejaculate

"Last night my girlfriend wanted to get freaky, so she milked my colon" milking the colon

by Themilkman94 April 18, 2018

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colon rollin'

The act of placing an xtc pill up your arse so that you can get a better effect quicker since it is absorbed directly through the anal tissue.

Q:Does that mean you're gay if you've ever been colon rollin'?
A:Only if you let another man insert it in your freakin' arse, e-tard!

by sikwill October 21, 2005

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A massive and foul smelling fart that comes out with such force that you feel like your insides have been cleaned out.
(said in the famous Klump dinner scene #1 in the Nutty Professor (1996).

"You want your colon cleansed?"
"Fine I'm gona clean mine."
FART!
"There now my colons clean I'm taking squeaky clean."

"I gave myself a good colon cleansing right before entering the car." "However the nasty ass smell still stunk up the whose damn vehicle."

by ************** December 24, 2007

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colon blow

A derogatory term for bran flakes, so used because of that particular cereal's tendency to forcibly expel the entire contents of your bowels.

I'm gonna pour me a big-ol' bowl of colon blow... clear off the pot, Ma, cuz I'll be needin' it soon!

by Uukla the Mok December 6, 2002

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colon blow

exploding your bowels into the porcelain at about the speed of sound so that the contents of the bowl splash back up before you can slam your ass shut

grant has one of these every morning cause there is shit from ass to crack all over the toilet door

by paul September 20, 2004

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