coffee mate

white substance, similar in appearance to cocaine, but used to replace milk when going on forgein ventures

Dad: "thats coffee mate"

Customs Officer: "Im not your fucking mate"


See also peter kay

by PaulandLucy April 21, 2004

coffin bopper

A 13 year old try-hard goth mostly found in malls and wearing way too much black

Milly is such a coffin bopper

by Grassy J. Hammond April 17, 2007

Regular coffee

Hi-octane, full caffeinated coffee, as opposed to the decaf variety.

"I'd like regular coffee with cream, thanks"

by megalodon333 February 2, 2018

Coffin Joe

The drummer in British Garage-Rock band, The Horrors. He also happens to be very beautiful.

Wow! There's Coffin Joe, from The Horrors!

by Rexyy November 5, 2008

Hot Coffee

An easter egg in the PC version of the popular Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". It contains the ability for your player(CJ) to have sex with his current girlfriend in a variety of positions, until the orgasm meter is full.

Dude, you want some hot coffee?

by Jeff24 September 5, 2005

coffee addict

one who depends on the drinking of coffee more than the average individaul sometimes heads will roll if coffee is not injested!

caroline is like a coffee addict all the time.

by caroline burke bitch. February 28, 2009

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003