santa clause batteries

1. Stating something as a fact, when in actuality it is completley false; specifically (but not necessarily) after smoking marijuana.

2. To call "Santa Clause Batteries".

Example 1-

Evan: Michael Ian Black graduated from my highschool.

Gina: That's total Santa Clause Batteries!

Evan: You're right...come to think of it, he never went to my highschool. That was total Santa Clause Batteries.

Example 2-

Gina totally called Santa Clause Batteries on Evan's claim that Michael Ian Black graduated from his highschool.

by Quinn Marie October 7, 2006

Cluster Fuck

A situation so awful that you will end up screaming the word fuck multiple times. The term cluster fuck simply is a proper noun for said situation.

Guy 1:Hey man not only did we have to pay 50 dollars an eighth for this weed but it was really shitty and we had to drive the dude all over hell and creation.

Guy2: Yeah man that whole situation is such a cluster fuck

by UnknownMan4411 January 18, 2010

jimmy clausen

1. Current So. Cal. qb at Oaks Christian that dominates all defenses

2. Thought to be God's second son in human form (The Prodigy, initials J.C., and wears number 7)

3. Future Notre Dame quarter-back that will return them to glory

Wow! Jimmy Clausen is good.

by Jason Meyer July 21, 2006

Cluster

It is a polite way of saying Cluster Fuck when you can't say Fuck. Mostly used in normal speech in front of parents, small children, clergy or PC co-workers.

"Oh man, that 17 car pile up on the Beltway was a huge Cluster. I had no idea when or if I was going to get out of it alive."

by SusanHunt September 18, 2005

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

cluster bunny

A computer science student who spends most of his time working, eating, talking, sleeping, hanging out, licking his girlfriend, stinking, and generally being a big nerd in his school's computer cluster.

Person 1: "That gross kid is always in front of that computer."
Person 2: "I know, he's such a cluster bunny."

by Huskey Balls May 4, 2006

clouston

queer, fag, douche, loser

also see: queer, fag, douche, loser

kid one: wow that kid over there is such a clouston...
kid two: yeah i know, he acts just like my sister...

by susie's your uncle February 27, 2007