Clamped

You got caught

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped

by Fuckedurmom February 17, 2018

British Clapper

The act of shaking or flapping a man's genitals until they make a clapping noise. Usually done in groups to see how loud of a clap one can get, also for bragging rights. Only done in groups after calling the requisite, "No homo."

Yo dude, Scott is the loudest British Clapper!

I know man, I wish I could clap that loud!

by NewEnglandSteeze December 21, 2008

Clappeliam

The gentlemans reference to cocaine, originating from the upper class drinking establishments of Maidstone, Kent.

"Excuse me my dear, would it be very rude if I was to ask if I could blow some Clappeliam up your arse ?"

by Scrunyan February 18, 2007

clapperboard

The black and white board used to mark the scene and take when creating a film.

The director wrote the scene number and take on the clapperboard, said "action!" and snapped the bar to start the scene.

by Alli Mix March 27, 2007

crapped the bed

An engineering phrase used to describe what happens when a program or device fails to function as expected.

"Oh, man, I just ran that query and it totally crapped the bed."

by Bob Goodson November 16, 2006

chapped

"Chapped" is what happenes to your lips on a cold day. When your lips get dry and brittle, they are chapped.

Man lick your lips theyre mad chapped.

by Antoine January 5, 2005

oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).

by LN July 19, 2003