black-a-claus

When that bitch thinks Santa is white nope that nigga not he black-a-Claus he brings the best gifts for the home girls😁 need a new weave.....black-a-Claus got you

I really want a cool gift just call black-a-Claus

by 12344boooboooobear December 6, 2017

Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)

Under US law, having intercourse with Sam Hassan while in a relationship is entirely legal and just, and is not considered cheating.

"No babe, it wasn't cheating to fuck Sam Hassan under the Sam Hassan Clause (SHC)!"

by obama1228121327346382 March 28, 2020

Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use Shaquanee, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better go with Harry instead."

Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!

by Neil A September 9, 2008

Santa Claus

When a gay guy with a beard sucks a guy's penis and he pulls it out of his mouth and get semen all over his beard.

Dude, I gave colin the worst Santa Claus ever.

by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008

Claustromania

Claustromania would have to be a liking for small spaces excessively , while agoraphobia is the fear of open spaces so preference is for an enclosed space, though not necessarily small.

-phobia (fear of ) ; -philia ( fondness of ) ; -mania ( excessive desire of ).

I have Claustromania as opposed to Claustrophobia, I LOVE small spaces!

by TheGimmick December 30, 2015

Canus

Holy shit balls cool

"That stunt was CANUS!!"

by DaPimp October 22, 2003

Clanuss

A Clanuss or a Clowns Anus is usually used to describe a dimwited person who makes people laugh after showing upmost stupidity and incompetence when it comes to preforming simple tasks . A Clanuss often times makes people laugh at their sheer lack of competence hence why they are called a clowns anus.

“Wow I almost pissed my self laughing after watching Jerry try to replace a lightbulb he is such a Clanuss”

by anonymous August 16, 2024