chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 11, 2005

Cooter chop

A firm and swift chop to the vag requiring more force and accuracy than a ball tap to reach a similar pain level.

jack: yo amy's passed the fuck out on ur bed man u should go hit
deej: yea im not tryin to hit.. she smells like dicks
jack: good luck movin her yo
deej: cooter CHOP!!

by HugeSpluge March 17, 2008

Wellesley chop

The short haircut that many girls decide to get when they first come to Wellesley College, a private womens' liberal arts school. Some associate this trend with the school's high queer population (many students come out upon arriving at Wellesley), the fact that long hair is difficult to take care of, no longer having to impress men in an all-female environment, or because the other women played with their hair too much.

Dude, did you see Ana? She totally went for the Wellesley chop!

by modernvoid January 17, 2009

off the chops

1. Off the Chops
To Refer to an error, or to derogotise something or someone.

2. Off the Chops
Can also refer to something that is good, depending on infliction.

3. Off the Chops
Drunk/Intoxicated/Drugged/Messed Up/Smashed

4. Off the Chops
A musical term for brass players, often refer to their lips and musical ability as their "chops."

1.
A "That pool shot was off the chops"
B "You're off the chops"
2.
"That concert was OFF THE CHOPS"
3.
"I've had so much rum i'm off the chops"
4.
A - "You sound like you've been practising"
B - "Thanks, my chops are really coming together lately"

by Miguel20 October 26, 2005

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 03, 2008

Chop it up

A pimp term for a conversation about the game and how it goes.

Me and Mac Dre 'Chop it up' all day planing next moves

by La Guera Loca November 21, 2018

Chopped and Screwed

A style of music revelutionized by Southern Rap, and more exclusively, Swisha House. Taking a song and making it skip, stretching syllables, scratching, etc..

I got that Chamillionaire and Mike Jones cd, they both are chopped and screwed.

by Labrite March 13, 2005