Name for British football club Chelsea after their purchase by Roman Abramovich, a Russian billionaire with questionable connections, who decided if you can't beat 'em, outspend 'em. This has led to two League titles and considerable trash-talking from their supporters, making Chelsea Britain's answer to American baseball's Boston Red Sox.
What would Chelski be without Russkie mob money?
The kind of stink they used to be, instead of the one they are now.
The kind of stink they used to be, instead of the one they are now.
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when a silly girl lets a douche lord have sex with her,the douche lord typically being referred to as a "jackson"
elena: i heard what happened! apparently it was a "jackson fucked chelsea" situation?
chelsea: i've been meaning to tell you something....
chelsea: i've been meaning to tell you something....
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Get the chelsea hall mug.A smart academic white baked female, that is beyond the physical boundaries of human nature. However, don't be fooled with this blessing of genius... as all blessings will eventually forgo to It's end. Chelsea Merrells, the woman filled with foot fungus and endless diseases that are contracted through the penetration of the opening rectum filled with a hundred fleas.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Living in the slumps, Chelsea finds her main source of food from human feces from the down pipes of the sewage, drinking off piss and diarrhoea. This is also her main sauce of hygiene, showering and bathing in people's shit.
Person 1: Ew, get the fuck away from me Chelsea Merrells! You stink of shit!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
Person 2: Dude, I'm not Chelsea Merrells... I just smell!
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