Chelvis

chinese elvis impersonator or look-a-like

An Asian greaser biker wannabe should be called Chelvis.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

pazoozoo

pussy

Paul is sick of his wife's loose pazoozoo.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

roadrash

imaginary record label you sign a band/artist/cd to as you chuck their cd angrily out of your passenger side window
going 90 mph down the highway

Paul's taste in music is so horrible that when he made me a mix of his wife's favorite hits for me to listen to I instantly signed it to roadrash.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

shetta

shit

Paul's wife accidentally clogged the guest bathroom toilet with a massive shetta after she consumed way too many of her famous homemade flautas and chimichangas.

This chili's gonna make me shetta!

Oh Shetta!! I just went shetta in my pants. woops!

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

obamutt

someone who is of mixed race

Paul and his wife enjoy Los Angeles because of the melting pot of whites, blacks, mexicans, asians, and all the rest of the obamutts out there.

by norftown702 January 23, 2009

make the call

official term said when its time to schedule an appointment with your drug dealer aka attempt to hook up

Paul will need to "make the call" at least one hour before his mistress meets him at a discreet location for a night of heavy drinking and partying behind his wife's back.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009

stallone

to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.

Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.

by norftown702 January 22, 2009