shetta

Paul's wife accidentally clogged the guest bathroom toilet with a massive shetta after she consumed way too many of her famous homemade flautas and chimichangas.

This chili's gonna make me shetta!

Oh Shetta!! I just went shetta in my pants. woops!
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
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roadrash

imaginary record label you sign a band/artist/cd to as you chuck their cd angrily out of your passenger side window
going 90 mph down the highway
Paul's taste in music is so horrible that when he made me a mix of his wife's favorite hits for me to listen to I instantly signed it to roadrash.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
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Chelvis

chinese elvis impersonator or look-a-like
An Asian greaser biker wannabe should be called Chelvis.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
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pazoozoo

Paul is sick of his wife's loose pazoozoo.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
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pull it bullets

male slang for reaching climax through masturbation aka cumming, busting fat nuts, ocean spraying, fire hydrant, {shooting shoestrings}
When I'm all alone and I think of Paul's wife I rub my cock until I shoot mad pull it bullets.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
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stallone

to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.
Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
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obamutt

Paul and his wife enjoy Los Angeles because of the melting pot of whites, blacks, mexicans, asians, and all the rest of the obamutts out there.
by norftown702 January 23, 2009
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