Paul doesn't know exactly how to explain to his wife that he got car-jacked in norftown by a legitimate Vegas crackhead transexual hooker in a drug deal gone bad.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
Paul and his wife enjoy Los Angeles because of the melting pot of whites, blacks, mexicans, asians, and all the rest of the obamutts out there.
by norftown702 January 23, 2009
by norftown702 January 23, 2009
male slang for reaching climax through masturbation aka cumming, busting fat nuts, ocean spraying, fire hydrant, {shooting shoestrings}
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
Paul stashes all his weed in his treasure box to hide it from his wife.
We should find Paul's treasure box, pinch a noticeable amount of weed out of it, and watch him sketch by making him think his wife is finally on to him after all this time.
We should find Paul's treasure box, pinch a noticeable amount of weed out of it, and watch him sketch by making him think his wife is finally on to him after all this time.
by norftown702 January 22, 2009
imaginary record label you sign a band/artist/cd to as you chuck their cd angrily out of your passenger side window
going 90 mph down the highway
going 90 mph down the highway
Paul's taste in music is so horrible that when he made me a mix of his wife's favorite hits for me to listen to I instantly signed it to roadrash.
by norftown702 January 23, 2009
Paul's wife accidentally clogged the guest bathroom toilet with a massive shetta after she consumed way too many of her famous homemade flautas and chimichangas.
This chili's gonna make me shetta!
Oh Shetta!! I just went shetta in my pants. woops!
This chili's gonna make me shetta!
Oh Shetta!! I just went shetta in my pants. woops!
by norftown702 January 22, 2009