The Hitler Channel

BBC - Once a beacon of democracy and western culture, now another tool of Post-Nazi faschist propoganda.

BBC: Today's weather is *sieg heil!* around 83 degrees, *you are slaves to the capitalist hordes!* with a slight chance of clouds *the Jews control everything!* Some rain is expected *all hail der Fuhrer!* with a slight chance of chill *burn the infidels!*. Also today, Jennifer Aniston has queefed around 4.55 PM - this shocking story and more later on this evening's News Hour with Jim Lehrer. BBC news, have a nice day and Heil Hitler *Good-bye*. ...Wait did I just say...

by l0lp00ncl00n January 23, 2005

chancers

Pervy men that think are really hot, and try and hit on fit girls. most likely to be freaks, ganstars or disgusting builders. perve

he a right old chancer

by michelle S April 3, 2005

chancer

a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her

"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."

by frank pubes January 5, 2005

My future YT channel UwU

Hoi I will be talking about my future YT channel(Warning! This is going to be very long). My YT channel will have Willam Afton, Clara Afton, Elizabeth Afton, Michael Afton, Chris Afton, Me Afton/ Izzy Midorya Afton, Izuku Afton, Mina Afton, Jiro Afton, and Marinette Afton, Mha/ My hero academia, and Mlb/ Miraculous ladybug. Ships: Willam x Clara, Glichtrap x Vanny, Mikey x Ennard, Eli x Charlie x Cassidy, Me x Bakugo, Chris x Nightmare x Nightmare Fredbear, Mina x Denki, Marinette x Adrain, Jiro x Momo, and Zuzu/ Izuku x Todo/Todoroki. On to the villains UwU! Toga x Tsu x Uraraka and Dabi x Hawks The rest are single pringles, me, Zuzu/ Izuku, cherry/Bakugo, Uraraka, Jiro, and Mina are villans so you know the ships. On to Avatar ships! ( Yes I'm going to include Avatar -w-) Katara x Aang, Sokka x Suki, Toph is a single pringle, and Zuko x Mai x Ty Lee, The rest are single pringles UwU. Next is Mha, Kiri/ Kirishima x Yuyu/ Yua/ Used to be a brat. Will contain songs. Warning! Kissing and some blood.

Me: Have you heard! I'm having a future YT channel! It will be called My future YT channel UwU Jk Its going to be ✪Its Izzy Midorya Afton✪
*Uri sleeping on toga*
Toga: Nice, Am I in it?
Me: duh everyone is in it
Toga: Nice

by Its_Evelyn_Afton_U^U_ May 6, 2021

Nerd Channel

An all-inclusive noun describing any one of a variety of television channels whose genre(s) are typically geared toward intellectual stimulation. Programming on these stations is aimed at the post-adolescent through adult viewer demographic. Shows consist of a variety of topics along a wide range that includes:
how-to shows (gourmet cooking, auto/home repair)
documentaries (history, science, nature, conspiracy)
investigative reporting (crime, psychology, alien abduction)
extreme science (surgery, cryptozoology)

Primary nerd channels include:
History Channel
Discovery Channel
NATGEO
NASA-TV
MiND Television
most PBS affiliates
and some local-access channels

geek: television sucks any more -everything has become 'reality' shows
dweeb: I know, I don't even turn it on any more -except to watch the nerd channel.

by levex April 7, 2010

Turd Channel

The Poop Chute, the Hershey Highway, aka Asshole.

Last night Diane let me stick my tube steak straight up her Turd Channel.

by iliketigobittys March 13, 2011

Disney Channel

Disney Channel is a 24-hour general entertainment television network in the United States that taps into the world of children through original series and movies, plus contemporary acquired programming. It is marketed to mostly young children. Currently available on basic cable and satellite, Disney Channel is part of Disney-ABC Cable Networks Group, a division of The Walt Disney Company. The network is based in Burbank, California, a short distance from Disney's headquarters. Disney Channel is slated to begin broadcasting in High-definition starting in early 2008.

Girl 1: "Do you like Disney Channel??"
Girl 2: "Yes the shows r great & positive."
Girl 1: "Kewl, me too"

by Mia B. June 12, 2007