Catching crabs

When someone is banging some dirty/slutty dude or chick.

Dude, I think Mike is catching crabs in the other room.

SMS: yo, stop ignoring me... what are you catching crabs right now????

Fuck it, I'm catching crabs tonight.

Cindy totally went catching crabs last night after she left the wedding.

by nicoleta paleta May 20, 2011

Catch 21

Similar to a catch 22. It is used for the rare occasion when you run into a catch 22, because you in fact are not 21.

Friend: Why didn't you come to Vegas with us?

Me: Well, I have my court date for underaged drinking and I'm not 21 so I wouldn't be able to do anything in Vegas.

Friend: Man that is a catch 22

Me: More like a catch 21!

by markapops March 09, 2010

catch the wave

asking if someone is down to have sex or get freaky

ay shorty you trying to catch the wave or not?

by mplsnight April 26, 2016

catching flak

when you did something and now all of your friends are throwing shade but you are catching flak.

Man I'm catching flak after missing that three pointer

by Here come dat boi bucky May 18, 2017

Catch-21

The ultimate problem in any shopping outing. Do you go to Forever 21 first and end up wearing "cheap goggles" the whole trip, or do you risk buying a dress at retail cost only to find it at Forever 21 for 10x less at the end of your trip?

Girl, they just put a Forever 21 right across from a J.Crew! What a Catch-21!

by Loverbabes May 24, 2011

catch a body

to have sex with a girl

"You get no puss, when are you gonna catch a body."

by therealest May 19, 2007

catch and release

1. they act of using one hand to fish hook or "catch" a woman, while having sex from behind, and with the other hand, giving her a donkey punch to "release" her.

I knocked that hooker out with the ole' catch and release.

by badasskennyd February 20, 2008