wild card

1. something unpredictable and outside the normal rules

2. someone or something that is pretty much picked at random ( both senses from poker)

It looks like the wild card won't help you here.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2010

Card nazi

When playing card games or games with cards the person that always wants the cards,reads the questions,holds the cards,shuffles,deals,always wants control of the cards even if not playing the game,hogs the cards.

hey jim want to play some cards? Okay call some more people but not annie shes such a card nazi.

by not a card nazi January 18, 2009

Carden

A sweet loving boy who is funny as hell!!! He is possibly the nicest guy u will ever meet and he is the easiest person to talk to. Carden will make you laugh every day and every secound of every day. Carden will also always y’all to you about what is going on and will always be there for you by making the situation really funny!!

“My bestfriend is Carden.”
“God damn your so lucky to have a Carden in your life.”

by 135780!? December 1, 2018

fuzzy credit card

"Fuzzy credit card" is a moderately pejorative phrase referring to the costs that a male normally incurs while socializing with a female. An obvious and sophomoric comparison is made between using a credit card reader and the act of sexual intercourse: Sliding one's penis into a woman's vagina will rack up the highest interest rates you are ever going to pay.

1. That woman is a real fuzzy credit card. I'm bankrupting myself just trying to satisfy her desires for gifts and expensive dinners!

2. Dude, I had to dump that chick. I was racking up too many charges on that fuzzy credit card.

3. She sure is enjoyable to be around, but I had to shit-can her, because she ended up being a fuzzy credit card.

by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010

credit card

to swipe your hand or random card through one's butt crack when the are not expecting it.

person 1: WTF was that?
person 2: I was just checking your credit with my credit card, it stinks.

by stryder717 September 17, 2007

ghetto card

n. used to determine whether a person should really be regarded as black with respect to their acceptance in the "harder" areas of town. Those without ghetto cards are not welcome in the hood.

That guy went to Harvard, married a white girl and never come round anymore. We'll have to gank his ghetto card.

by dwnhomeblues December 2, 2004

naughty cardarelli

A sex move involving a remote control, maple syrup, goat piss and a car muffler.

I can't believe that girl let me give her a naughty cardarelli last night!

by J Bizzel April 2, 2009