Reverse Roman Candle

A very special form of Suicide, only seen on the Fourth of July (US) and on New Years Eve (worldwide). You contemplate suicide and at the last minute change your mind... Only to have the bullets from celebratory gunfire rain down on your head, killing you anyway.

As seen on 5 Second Films -- Reference "Bullets Come Down".

Officer Sminkle: What happened here?
Witness: This man was murdered!!
Officer Sminkle: Nope, can't be murder when <points to hole in ceiling> it's obviously a "Reverse Roman Candle". That wraps up this case.

by El Chupachichis July 31, 2013

caralea

A red head, usually with a hot body, and a huge ass. Has an ugly face however. Usually hard to love because caralea's are so straight edge. Usually lose guys because caralea's aren't good girlfriends. Generally blame the guys for everything.

Guy 1: damn look at her!
Guy 2: wait bro look at her face.
Both: yep, she's a caralea

by Call me J January 5, 2014

careless whisper

A long, silent yet potent act of flatulence.

We were making out hardcore until my careless whisper killed the mood.

by Nina March 28, 2004

candlejack

yet another unfunny meme from 4chan. (see jackass

F. A. Got: John, have you ever heard of candlejack? They say if...
John: Take it outside 4chan.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008

queef caddle

The act of a farmers cows grazing on the prairie with syptoms of farts forming from the vaginal area (see queef)

Farmer- " boy I rekon one day u will be able to have a queef caddle just like ur papa"
Boy- " yaa pops I want to follow in ur footsteps"

by the dusty foot philoSipher January 23, 2009

candle smile

When you bust a nut into a unknowing victims drink, once the drink has been drunk it will leave I white moustache on the upper lip. Causing the victim to have candle smile and a salty surprise.

Friend 1: yo you hear about Stephanie

Friend 2: no what happened?
Friend 1: Frank gave her a candle smile
Friend 2: ohhh the dirty bitch

by howbaoudahbitch June 1, 2017

candle jack

1) The spooky man who takes away people who say his name. 2) Rayne's homeboy.

1) Jim: "Don't say Candle Jack! He'll come take you away!"
John: "But you just said Candle Jack!"
Jim: "Uh oh.."
CJ: "Hello, boys!"

2) Rayne: "It's Candle Jack! Let's have some tea and pie!"
CJ: "Okay!"

by Rayne Tempura September 19, 2008