batman card

Using "my parents are dead" to justify whatever you are doing.

My boss yelled at me for not finishing the report in time so I played the batman card.

by DutchWollf August 12, 2015

Cailyn Card

When you are such a slut that you go as far as sucking a guys dick

-Did you suck a guys dick?
-Yes I lost my Cailyn Card

by Samalamb March 17, 2018

suicide card

When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.

Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"

by percyflower July 5, 2018

Gold card

Gold cards original definition is a charge card or credit card issued to people with a high credit rating and giving benefits not available with the standard card but in this case it is a person such as a significant other who is in fact "the one"

you are my gold card

by unknown9401 February 15, 2019

Goofy card

Goofy card is used to determine and describe when someone just pulled some stupid shit or got some stupid shit pulled on them

Dorian:bra dem niggas up'd on me and took the 40!!!!

Von:df dem niggas just pulled yo goofy card u a dumb ass lil nigga

by Cartiericegirl June 30, 2019

wild card

to be able to talk openly about anything.
knowing you can trust that person and they would never use their knowledge against you. ok, they will, jokingly, harshly, but they would not risk losing you. Because they care.

hands over wild card to friend
"Hey, love, you alright? tell me about your kids. hows your relationship with them?"

by Krkič August 6, 2019

bitch card

When your friend is tired of being made fun of, they use the bitch card to get you to stop.

Tony: “Wow you suck at driving”
Sarah: “you can’t say that anymore I used my bitch card”

by Godvibes May 21, 2021