An entirely inappropriate reference to the State of California. No one who lives here refers to the State by this name. It seems to be gaining popularity from ignorami. Using it relegates one to being an oblivious outsider. Don't use it.
by California, SoCal, NorCal October 30, 2017
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"Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
by iloveCHS May 24, 2010
Get the Calabasas High School mug.Commonly seen in californians, Cali Swag is defined in the medical dictionary as " A rare and deadly disease that will turn a normal person from California into a raging, self-obsessed psycho ." People who have Cali Swag like to boast, and "strut" like a drunk man.
Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.
Cali Swag is incredibly dangerous and you should not approach a person who has it. If you happen to come in contact with Cali Swag then it is advised to call 911 and go as far away as you can from the person who has Cali Swag.
by Jmonster67890 June 6, 2011
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Arguably the best cannabis grown in the world due to ideal climate and geography, as well as "master growers" who can grow organically outdoors or hydroponically indoors legally under the states medical marijuana laws. Many of the hippy growers have had this hobby passed down to different generations.
Cali buds should have a name to the strain to be labeled legit. (Purple Erkle, OG Kush, Blue Dream, Trainwreck, Pineapple Express, Purple Kush, L.A. Confidential, Sour Diesel, Mr. Nice Guy, Headband, Afghan Goo to name a few) More American Marijuana is produced in California than any other state, yet is not always readily available in other states.
Arguably the best cannabis grown in the world due to ideal climate and geography, as well as "master growers" who can grow organically outdoors or hydroponically indoors legally under the states medical marijuana laws. Many of the hippy growers have had this hobby passed down to different generations.
Cali buds should have a name to the strain to be labeled legit. (Purple Erkle, OG Kush, Blue Dream, Trainwreck, Pineapple Express, Purple Kush, L.A. Confidential, Sour Diesel, Mr. Nice Guy, Headband, Afghan Goo to name a few) More American Marijuana is produced in California than any other state, yet is not always readily available in other states.
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by Dc26 February 9, 2012
Get the Cali mug.Cali is a beautiful girl also know as a heart breaker, she is a loving girl and the sweetest personality. Be aware though Cali is a firecracker ready to go off at any moment. Her attitude Is CRAZY.
by Rock000 December 29, 2016
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