bum cakes

A term for a large woman's anus cheeks. Used by a man who is excited by the size of them.

"Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em." - Spinal Tap

by Geoff L. August 30, 2005

Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.

Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."

by anti-annoying September 7, 2011

Vanilla Cakes

This could either be:
1) A term of endearment for someone you love
2) A white girl or girl of any race who is boring but has a great body, particularly, a bubble butt.

Man been talking to this new chick, she hot as hell, got an ass for days and whatnot but damn she hella boring. She's got nothing of substance to contribute to a conversation

Damn bro, she got a case of them vanilla cakes

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo May 30, 2016

Shadow Cake

A scrumptious fluffy vanilla baked delight with a deceiving layer of froth between its breading-of-an-angel texture and top layer of yodel chocolate shell. Usually found in Shoprite. Purchased at twilight and consumed with immediate haste.

Shadow cake?! Got any forks?

by I'm Olddd Gregggg October 16, 2008

delicious cake

you must get to the delicious cake. no matter what the obsticles there is always a way to reach the cake even if you die several seconds after and you have knowledge that you will die or be raped. or both at the same time, even if you are sodemised while eating the cake. the cake must be eaten. see also delicious trap

this is delicious cake. you must eat it

by ultra mega sexy dude November 22, 2007

cake eater

A cake eater actually refers to Edina, MN, saying the people in it are so rich they can have their cake and eat it too. It could also refer to rich white suburban kids in general, too. And BTW- Mighty Ducks was filmed in Minnesota, so he's probably literally calling that kid a cake-eater from Edina.

"look at that f*cker driving his brand new BMW out of the school parking lot. what a cake eater"

by Britta D June 1, 2005

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with

come here poon cakes and give me some sugar

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007