cake ass nigga

1. Someone that hangs out with their bitch 14 days in a row, minus religous holidays.
2. Tony.

he's not a fag, he's just a cake ass nigga

by zza January 14, 2008

Cake and arse party

Slang term for an Officer's cocktail party. From the Royal Navy.

Not another butt licking cake and arse party (When a meeting is called by those in charge whose ego is in need of a massage)

by jetfueldrinker April 13, 2005

Cake-Face

One who cakes her face with make-up.

I would never kiss that cake face. I might get her cakey goo all over me.

by Greg Travers January 14, 2004

cake mixing

flirting, whispering sweet nothings on the phone

Look at Angele cake mixing with John

by cakemixer January 10, 2008

cake raked

Really stoned, or baked.

"Im cake raked"

"Im baked to the cake rake"

"Dude, im cake snaked to the bake take"

by Fish__ September 3, 2006

Cake Wreck

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.

1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.

by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009

cake fart

The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.

Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"

by Steve06 August 28, 2008