This does sound like a fake disease, but this is real, terminal, mental and physical. Your ears will fall off due to blood flow restriction if not treated and will eventually lead to the brain that will result to death, The only treatment (or not only treatment) is the inner Thighs of a girl, it is said that you'll have to let her sit on you (you could just use 2 hair dryers), because the inner Thighs of a girl is the warmest and softest part in the human body (45% sure its because of blood flow). this might result in Death if not treated.
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He is the one true man. Differently from the other heroes, he didn't have superpowers or any other shit like that, but it didn't stop him from getting his lazy ass up and do shit.
You wake up in a prison and some Dunmer faggot laughs at you. Suddenly Captain Picard comes through your cell. In short Captain Picard dies, gives you a red amulet and you flee. And so does your story begin.
In the ending, Mehruned Dagon, similar to the devil, storms in and decides to fuck shit up. In that moment Sean Bean shatters the Amulet and transforms into a dragon and burns Dagon's ass back to Oblivion.
After this, the Champion of Cyrodiil stops Umaril the Unfeathered, an ayleid bitch, and replaces Sheogorath.
He is the one true man. Differently from the other heroes, he didn't have superpowers or any other shit like that, but it didn't stop him from getting his lazy ass up and do shit.
You wake up in a prison and some Dunmer faggot laughs at you. Suddenly Captain Picard comes through your cell. In short Captain Picard dies, gives you a red amulet and you flee. And so does your story begin.
In the ending, Mehruned Dagon, similar to the devil, storms in and decides to fuck shit up. In that moment Sean Bean shatters the Amulet and transforms into a dragon and burns Dagon's ass back to Oblivion.
After this, the Champion of Cyrodiil stops Umaril the Unfeathered, an ayleid bitch, and replaces Sheogorath.
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