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Crispy

A term used in Brigantine NJ and Philadelphia PA. It means that something is good. Used as an adjective. The opposite of Crusty
That concert was crispy as hell!
by CWC_Wegieman September 26, 2011
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Milky way crispy rolls

When you get dressed in your fave baggies and crop top.
by White Beyonce September 28, 2021
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Crispy

The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.
Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.

After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.

After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.
by Crispy Slayer January 22, 2019
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Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.
"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

or

"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016
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Crispy head

When a girl gives head with chapped lips
" last night I got some crispy head, it gave be dick burns"
by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016
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This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!
by A.B.C.D. August 22, 2012
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In 2021 somewhere in America A very small Town a Rice crispy shortage happened i’m not sure how The shortage happened but it did
Person 1 Time to buy some rice crispies for the party

Person 2 you know there’s a shortage of Rice Krispies right?

Person 1 wait what

Person 3 it’s the Rice crispy shortage of 2021!
by Grunt who likes potatos December 24, 2021
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