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Claired

When a jail makes you think your posting bond and at the last possible moment, the take you back to your cell.
Inmate 1- what you doing back so fast?

Inmate 2- I got claired, fuck them pigs.
by Randalpho May 5, 2021
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Loni-Claire

Loni-Claire is an incredible person, and goes by Loni to everyone. She is very passionate in theatre and is a love ale and really fun person to be around. She is beautiful and anyone who’s ever met her would agree. She’s very expressive and super nice. She is the only one of her in the entire world- if you’re seeing this, hi Loni
Loni-Claire just got into a Broadway show!
-what else is new
by Friendofdorothy May 6, 2021
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Claire

The most honest friend ever. She typically will have light brown hair, and is super chill. She has a past which describes her as a chaotic little fnaf loving weirdo, who is so energetic. As she got older she chilled out. But she still had the energy. She’s gorgeous. The kindest person ever. She may lie sometimes but it’s almost always to protect something or someone, and she means her best. She has gorgeous true blue eyes, but is always trying to convince people they’re green. She doesn’t like her body so much she things she’s a square but everyone else sees beauty. She’s in love with noodles the food and the dudes. She’s the bestest friend any Kendal can ever have. And I’m so happy to have her.
“Wow I’m so drawn to this amazing girl
-“yeah dude, a total Claire.”
by KendalansKendraForLife May 9, 2021
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ava claire mattox

Shwegg.
by MadisonPP October 7, 2013
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Clitty Claire

A large sized woman, who likes to get her vagina dirty by catching the aids. As a result blue waffle occurs in the vaginal region. Not only does the large sized woman have a dirty vagina but she likes to get her ugly bulldog face in other peoples business that has no concern of Clitty Claire
Blokes pull up in the carpark to be greeted by a blue waffle, bull dog look alike whore with her PVC mini skirt round her ankles. Want some of my blue waffle boys? You'll never see one like it, family bred, my daughter and son help With the blue waffle breeding. I'll get my daughter here to show you her blue waffle because she loves to expose her child like body parts to complete strangers! Oh yes, this is why we love Clitty Claire.
by Plantasia August 7, 2012
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Claire Richards

The most talented member of STEPS and the most attractive.
Them- do you remember Claire Richards??

Me- YES! The talent in steps.
by Mir_car October 28, 2023
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Eau Claire éclair

I came in her ass and it was a Eau Claire éclair
by Officer Matt O'Brien November 3, 2023
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