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Capitalism

Capitalism is the thing you discuss with a random stranger at Chillox.
"Do you mind if I sit and talk to you about capitalism, random stranger at Chillox?"
by Sam the Phunny guy September 9, 2021
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Revert Capital

The advantages which come with being a new revert to the religion of Islam.
Olly was given revert capital as he got 50% off at chaiwala and a free trip to Umrah.
by Revertroster December 16, 2021
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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Capital Kid

A Capital Kid is a person who grew up in a positive family unit, parents still together and typically middle or upper class.
Their dress and listen to mainstreme music and clothing labels.
Typically attending private schools playing mainstreme sports.
There seems to be a lot of Capital Kids at underground hip hop and metal shows these days!
by CarterD November 7, 2017
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grab capitalism by the balls

N.B: this expression is supposed to be used mainly by WASPs when talking to other WASPs, but this is not mandatory; non-WASPs can, but again this is not mandatory, use other perfectly correct English translations of the same Latin phrase, such a 'grab life by the horns', among others.

(as a pun variation on the Ford F-150 commercial line' grab life by the horns'), this is one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, IMHO as a history major, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern Western WASP capitalism, Thomas Hobbes and John Locke, but i doubt it they would have used the exact same words.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2013
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Capitalism

The act of typing in Caps Lock, or the act of capitalizing the first letter of each word in a sentence.
sHUT UP YOU DAMN LOWERCASEIST, CAPITALISM IS HUMAN NATURE!
by Ace of Fours July 23, 2022
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Capital

Beat down in a riot. - major guy
Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)
by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021
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