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Bin Laden Butt Fuck

When a man and a woman are having sex, preferably for 40 minutes already, the man pulls out, sticks it in her anus, and starts going at it. He starts yelling "Allah Akbar", and if within 30 seconds, the female doesn't utter, "Allah, Allah, Praise Allah!" your friends storm the room with BB guns, dressed as navy seals and fire!
Jon: Did you hear all that noise in the hall last night?
Mike: Yeah, I could of sworn our neighbors were yelling Allah Akbar...
Jon: Yeah... That's because Rich Bin Laden Butt Fucked that girl...she didn't know the catch phrase..
by ProudToBeFree1 May 25, 2011
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ciggy butt brain

A derogatory slang term for someone who consumes a large amount of cigarettes.
What's going on in your brain, man? You've got nothing but cigarette butts in there now. People are gonna call you 'ciggy butt brain'.
by Durrie Darren February 23, 2014
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Buttsoup

It like sneezing out your ass, sometimes its wet and sometimes it ain't!!
Dude, what reeks? Did you just rip open a can of Buttsoup....
by JAUBS December 24, 2003
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butt brisket

A term used to define a particularly large and/or volatile bowel movement. Butt briskets are almost always preceded by several minutes or even hours of intestinal noises. Sometimes the butt brisket is so large that you can actually feel it as it move through your intestines.

When the butt brisket reaches your rectum, it causes the feeling that you are about to uncontrollably shit your pants and forces you to find the nearest toilet, coffee can, bush, etc.

Butt briskets often come out in the form of explosive diarrhea and are sometimes accompanied by jalepeno asshole.

NOTE: not to be confused with butt biscuit
I got a big ol' beefy butt brisket brewing.
by EricTheRed November 20, 2004
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Butt sucking indian giver

Well the term "indian giver" means you give something to someone, or do something, then you take it back, or demand for the same. So, butt sucking indian giver means.... well, use your imagination
Brian says to nick; "shut up! you butt sucking indian giver!"
by Farmer Joe1234567890 December 2, 2009
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butt breathing

the act of which you bend over, letting air pass freely in and out of your butt hole.
Ariel was really gassy, so she tried butt breathing to relieve herself.
by jjoinky February 1, 2010
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I'd put it in her butt.

A broad compliment to a pretty girl. Usually in the case where you would like to sleep with her, but she isn't worth getting pregnant and having to stick around with for 18 years
You: Hey man, look at the hottie over there.
Me: Damn, yeah "I'd put it in her butt."
by Puddiw July 27, 2011
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