Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.
by Mutants June 24, 2011

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010

by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009

When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.
by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016

by Lissandra May 4, 2013

When you've been spurned by a chick, but then she wants to randomly hook back up with you. And you have no intention of getting back together with her, so you get her in the 5-hole because you never got to shank her in the stank while you were dating.
by Elk Snot1 June 26, 2017
