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Butt Yard

Measurement defined by more than 180 degree turn of the head while looking at a chicks arse. Often resulting in neck strain.
Oh my god! Rachael, your butt yard has totally fucked my neck!!
by Mutants June 24, 2011
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Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.
Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
mugGet the Butt Spacklemug.

butt lemmings

The balls of lint that collect in the crack of one's ass.
When he bent over to pick up his putt, I could see the butt lemmings on him.
by Kärsö Literary Society December 27, 2010
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butt buffet

This occurs when there are a large amount of gay guys in one particular area.
"Have you ever been in a Hollister store? That place is a total butt buffet"
by it's lindsey bitch. February 12, 2009
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butt radar

When your driving home and you really have to poop the closer you get to your toilet. Your butt has a radar that picks up your comfort toilet.
As I was driving home my butt radar really started going off the closer I got home.
by Dick Furgeson May 5, 2016
mugGet the butt radarmug.

Butt Chustle

To assault or harass someone's anus in a playful manner.
I am TOTALLY going to chustle your butt, Colin.

I love to Butt Chustle
by Lissandra May 4, 2013
mugGet the Butt Chustlemug.

grudge butt

When you've been spurned by a chick, but then she wants to randomly hook back up with you. And you have no intention of getting back together with her, so you get her in the 5-hole because you never got to shank her in the stank while you were dating.
Russ got some grudge butt because Russ holds grudges forever.
by Elk Snot1 June 26, 2017
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