brauning

hitting monster home runs, making everyone think you took steroids when you really didn't!

Did you see Ryan "Brauning" against the Cardinals last year?

by @mkremes May 9, 2012

Burning Raw Meat

The act of putting 'Deep Heat' around ones genital area and embracing the immense pain as the mentholatum is absorbed.

He was so drunk he tried Burning Raw Meat! Poor guy didn't know what hit him.

by ButtPiracy101 January 17, 2013

Brauning

When one adamantly denies the truth. Synonymous with lying.

Ryan has been brauning us on being gay for years.

by Mick Irish August 31, 2013

burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

burning perfect

The desire to be perfect but not having the ability too

Im trying to be burning perfect

by glowing December 12, 2013

burning sesh

when you and your friends get together and burn all your exes shit in a bonfire! fuck yeaa!

"lets go get together and have a burning sesh for jake"

"hell yeah! jakes single that bitch deserves all of her shit thrown in the fire"

by miabobia May 13, 2014

burning ernie

When you put Ben Gay on the outside of your condom and then fuck someone in the ass.

Mark's wife pissed him off so he gave her a burning Ernie last night.

by Doofzilla May 29, 2014