bakey bat

The ned word for baseball bat.
Cos they think it makes it sound cooler and more threatening.
Usually whipped out when someone is getting "fresh" or "wide".
And used to beat the victim viciously.

However can be used as just a figure of speech, no actual beating involved.

Chantelle: "You gettin' fresh wae me?"
Michaela: "Eh naw.."
Chantelle: " Well if ye ur, al get ma bakey bat oot oan you"
Michaela: "Soouund"

If she sends me one more application invitation I swear, I'll get ma bakey bat to her!

by Jm & Ca April 15, 2008

Bakersfield Bulge

when a girl or guy is skinny except for their belly where it is bulging out over their pants. not sexy, and makes pants fall down very easily.

guy 1: "damn that girl is hott!"
guy 2: "yeah but she's got the Bakersfield Bulge gong on..."

by castaway97116 December 12, 2010

Bakefeets

(n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.

Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.

I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.

Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?

by Leisure Class Hero December 17, 2011

Bake up

when you awake out of a dead sleep, smoke a bowl/blunt and pass right back out

at about 3 am ii had a bake up and slept extra good till morning.

by Goddessofloco August 22, 2014

His Bakeness

One who achieves a T. Bake or King status.

Yo, dat dude9-fo reps His Bakeness to the fullest son!

by T. Bake April 20, 2008

rofl baked

being so high on marijuana that you can't talk, you can only roll around and laugh

stoner 1: what was jon doing on the floor for three hours last night, was he drunk?

stoner 2: no dude he smoked so much weed he was rofl baked the whole time

by jon2kj June 27, 2009

fake baked

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.

Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.

by ScWheezy March 20, 2011