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(n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.

Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.
I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.

Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?
by Leisure Class Hero December 15, 2011
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