Bakefeets

(n) Bakefeets is an American bastardization of the Dutch word for "box bicycle": bakfiets.

Bakefeets are trendy bikes or trikes with a box mounted on the front. They can be seen in most "progressive" cities and are used by greener-than-though glamour MILFs to schlep their groceries and crotchlings around.

I.AM.SO.FUCKING.SICK. of smug yuppies hogging the entire road with their bakefeets going 0.2 mph.

Why the hell did she pay $5,000 for a bakefeets when she already has a Burley bike trailer gathering dust in your garage?

Bakefeets by Leisure Class Hero December 17, 2011

barefeet 

The part of a woman that is so arousing and sexy when tied together and defenseless against a captor’s desires.

With her hands tied behind her on the couch, Christina struggled helplessly as her captor played, sucked and licked her pretty bound barefeet, ignoring her protest.

barefeet by barefeet March 31, 2007

bakefest 

A gathering in which two or more people get together to get baked, or stoned.

Yo Julia, you wanna come over to my place on Friday for a bakefest?

bakefest by nedthestoner420 October 30, 2007

Bakfiets 

you use a bakfiets to travel around the world, its a very fast transportation device. almost like an airplane, but on the ground and powered by pedals and your legs. you should buy a Bakfiets one time and travel to a random country.

You want to go to Spain on my Bakfiets? its very fast and comfortable.

Bakfiets by Ron_Adelaar November 17, 2016