butthole punch

(verb) To punch one's butthole.

Stop doing that or I will butthole punch you.

by bingbongcamshaft May 5, 2016

butthole cream

Butthole cream: when you anal masturbate untill your butthole begins to make a white creamy liquid at smells like sprem

Oh my God keep it up and your going to make my butthole cream

by Jonny small cock September 19, 2016

butthole fudge

Long thin strips of poop coming out of someone's ass with extreme force and very very stinky but don't look it's like a toxic bomb

Holy shit that's a big piece of butthole fudge!

by ɓσմηδεδ July 2, 2016

butthole neck

when a person has a zit in the middle of their neck that looks like a butthole

Come over here butthole neck.

by squirtmouth May 25, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Butthole fission

When you split your asshole like a plutonium atom

"The energy of the future is butthole fission"

by U.S.S Pussy Destroyer December 6, 2016

Butthole

Near the anus

Shut the fuck up you butthole

by bradyurbitch December 13, 2016