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bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open
We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.
by Jared W. May 17, 2007
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bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.
"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.
by Sarah666 August 19, 2007
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Bench Knocking

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.
Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.
by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008
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Beechersbrook

A quiet street inhabited almost entirely by people over the age of 50 or high school teachers.
Yeah, I live on Beechersbrook
by AmileneAmilene July 22, 2009
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Beechleritis

Any mechanical or technological thing the Beechlers own always can find a way to break or needs to be fixed.
The Pickle has beechleritis
by Beechler Itis January 7, 2010
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Beetchabacks

"Beetchabacks" are small bugs that live in humans' anal cavities.

They crawl out of the anus and bite the ass in various places causing itchiness.

Then, when the subject goes to scratch the bites, they "beetchaback" to the anus.

This is where the creatures get their name.
"That fat guy over there has been scratching his ass for the last fifteen minutes. I bet he has a wicked case of Beetchabacks."
by Jon Foreskin February 5, 2010
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bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.
That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!
by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011
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