Beaver Ticks

Small blood sucking bugs found on the Female Beaver.

Ya after I got done dating shannon somehow I came down with a nasty case of beaver ticks.

by amelancher February 22, 2010

beaver berries

Crusted pieces of feces, dried semen, blood, vaginal discharge or other similar substance found on the pubic hair of a woman. More common in the 1970s and 80s when hairy pussy was popular. Can be found on gutter sluts with poor personal hygiene.

What do you think Hillary is doing tonight? Probably combing the beaver berries out of her bush.

I am not going camping without a shower for that long again. By the third day I had a patch of beaver berries to harvest.

by Father Tyme January 07, 2014

Beaver Money

An amount of money that is saved up over a period of time that can only be used at the next visit to a strip club

Marty - Hey, you wanna go the strip tonight? Bill - Yeah definitely. Haven't been for ages and got $60's of beaver money saved up.

by Braddo February 04, 2014

beaver tickler

a mustache that tickles the beaver

I used my beaver tickler to make her moan.

by surferjoe413 April 11, 2019

jaquavious beaver

jay would indeed beat prime lance

who winning in a 1v1 jaquavious beaver or lance

by believeit October 31, 2022

Beaver Archer

A woman who has great vaginal aim when peeing.

I never go camping with a woman who isn't a beaver archer.

by Mobscenity October 21, 2014

Beaver wiener

A hermaphrodite's sexual organ, combining the appearance of a vagina with the presence of a rudimentary penis.

The purported evidence of Lady Gaga's "beaver wiener" shocked the audience at one of her live concerts.

by Orbweaver July 07, 2011