Russian Bastard

A situation in tetris where you get a piece that you don't want or need.

Situation: Unwanted piece is given;

Response: I got The Russian Bastard twice in a row!

Russian Bastard by pawnkake August 29, 2009

dick bastard 

simply a dick without a father i.e a dildo. often used as an insult.

omg renee i was going through your room and i found this dick bastard here.

dick bastard by thehora July 11, 2010

gimpy bastard 

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

gimpy bastard by redheadbass January 26, 2011

douche bastard 

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.

That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard

douche bastard by giant in Korea May 9, 2011

Leaky Bastard 

anybody that is big douche

Somebody casts their lure right next to you and catches your fish. That was my fish you leaky bastard!

Leaky Bastard by jhawkmatt June 5, 2011

dopey bastard 

Silly idiot

ex. Penguins can't fly you dopey bastard

dopey bastard by RacistPenutButter May 30, 2016

dungeon bastard 

A dungeon bastard is a slang term used by D&D players to describe a mean or unfair dungeon master, such as one who unfairly kills or torments the group or a specific character. The "bastard" rhymes with master, so it works.

Joe: John, Mark is such a dungeon bastard!
John: I know man.
Mark: You know I can hear you, right?
Joe: ...
John: ...
Mark: ...

dungeon bastard by Flooper January 4, 2017