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shan banter

Humour and personality of an undesirable nature, conversational skills of an intolerable standard, the inability to integrate oneself into the flow of jovial nonchalence, inadvertantly depressing dialogue, sick, nasty or 'over-the-top' prankstery.
Person 1 - "That clown never shuts up about how fast his brother's car is or how much money his Dad earns"

Person 2 - "I know, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "I had that cow moaning at me all night about how she's got no career and all her men have been pigs"

Person 2 - "Ooooooh, shan banter"

OR

Person 1 - "Did you hear those sickos put cow dung in a super soaker and squirted a blind guy?"

Person 2 - "Seriously? Shan Banter!"
by RioFender September 21, 2009
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banter

To engage in imaginative, humourous, and enjoyable conversation with friends, potential ex-wives, and females.
"seriously, lets get some bitches" "that blonde piece looks up for some banter"

"Darren, your banter is appaling"

"When Chris drops his banter, the women turn to shit"

Good banter: "what do you do for a living? I work on big brother, want to go to the wrap party?"

Bad banter: "do you have a boyfriend?"
by Kronenburg May 28, 2006
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Bants

Jim: Yo Bro Are you seriously going out with that girl
Jack: Nah bro just for bants
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Banterlope

A casual way of referring to The Antelope pub in High Wycombe.
I saw you down at the Banterlope last night...
by Killerparties December 11, 2011
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Banter Turd

A person that takes LAD banter to heart.
LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now
by LAD Banter EU July 28, 2011
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bants

he has a really big penis
hey bants has a big penis
yea i know
jazzalot loves it
by man with a HUGE PENIS June 20, 2018
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Banter Boy

It's a gay guy that appears on a all male pornographic website and claims to be straight, when it is clearly not the case.
Sara: "Straight… Really? LOL"

Sue "exactly! I get the whole fantasy behind it but to use a guy who is so clearly gay…that's a banter boy"
by asswipeforever February 7, 2012
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