Babbittized

To get shot by security guards at a government building. Inspired by Ashli Babbitt, a Stop the Steal Capital insurgent who tried to break through a barricaded door at the US Capital and was shot dead for it.

"Had they actually gotten within touching distance, they should all have been Babbittized." -- Namegoeshere on Fark

by humanistsFTW August 9, 2021

Rss Bandit

Corruption of "arse-bandit". Someone (normally a clueless boss) who insists on forwarding the contents of rss feeds to you by e-mail as if they are some kind of news authority, normally entitled "Did you see this?"

She keeps forwarding me "New Features of Windows 7" posts as if I either give a shit or live in a cave.

What an rss bandit!

by BingoJenkins August 11, 2009

broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Coconut Bandit

A person who steals your sperm.

Dude don't date her, she's just a coconut bandit.

by Austin Ries July 29, 2011

Cunty Bandit

Female outlaw on her period.

A band of cunty bandits came through town the other day and robbed the variety store of tampons.

by silverbackapes November 18, 2011

Beard Bandit

(n) - one who sneaks into another's room and shaves their beard off, collects the shavings, and stores them in a Ziploc bag.

Dammit, that beard bandit sure got Brendan last night. It's gonna take him a whole day to grow that luscious beard back.

by AsianJewWhite. January 18, 2012

Dirtbox Bandit

One that takes it deep in the ass.

Did you hear fucking ralph got a pay rise ... WHAT !! that fucking dirtbox bandit.

by ICEsmoke May 2, 2014