A test conducted, usually by males, to examine the level of voluptuousness of a female's breast. As of the 28th of November in the year of 2012, a woman, at any time, must submit to this examination upon request by a male.
Female: Charlie gave me a breastalyzer test last night
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.
Male: Is that legal?
Female: Yes, as of November 28, 2012 it became law in the United States.
by BillCrocket December 5, 2012
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Get the Dense Breast mug.Jenny: Chelsea, its okay if you want to cancel our plans this weekend so you can to the concert with Lea and Jill instead. I'll understand.
Chelsea: Jenny, are you serious? Pshh, girl fuck them. You're my breastie for life, our plans come first :)
Jenny: Aww, we're total breasties! :)
Chelsea: Jenny, are you serious? Pshh, girl fuck them. You're my breastie for life, our plans come first :)
Jenny: Aww, we're total breasties! :)
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Get the Breastie mug.People who get erotic and sexual arousal from swimming and all things to do with swimming pools, including swimming pool showers and changing rooms and other swimmers. These people may also have the same arousal from swimming at the beach.
A breaststroker may even uses such environments to cruise people for sexual encounters, when these people are doing this whilst swimming they are 'dog paddling'.
The term comes from the sexual connotations that arise from the swimming term 'breast stroke', stroke also being an obvious euphemism for masturbation.
A breaststroker may even uses such environments to cruise people for sexual encounters, when these people are doing this whilst swimming they are 'dog paddling'.
The term comes from the sexual connotations that arise from the swimming term 'breast stroke', stroke also being an obvious euphemism for masturbation.
swimming turns me on, i'm a breastroker, and damn proud of it.
look at that guy in the pool, checking out those other swimmers goods, he ain't doing laps he's dog paddling for some action, he's a breaststroker.
look at that guy in the pool, checking out those other swimmers goods, he ain't doing laps he's dog paddling for some action, he's a breaststroker.
by turnedonby swimming July 25, 2011
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(proceeds to shoot potato pellets at the breastaloons)
(proceeds to shoot potato pellets at the breastaloons)
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