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boobie watcher

a man or woman (mostly a man) that is gifted in the art of sensing boobs all around him and never gets caught. he passes his talents down from generation to generation. he is gifted in the art of carefully watching a woman's hooters without her noticing.
"did you see the double d's behind me, or how about over there those c cups? that is why they call me the boobie watcher"
boobie watcher by slingshot19 March 23, 2009
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boobie patch 

inbetween area between fat peoples boobs that is a smelly black pimply area that is disgusting
boobie patch by aubrey daniels December 13, 2010

snaggle toothed franken-boobies

Breasts of such horrid mutilation by forces of nature or botched augmentation, that they are often mistaken for Dr. Frankensteins monster.
Whoa, get a load of Tera Reids snaggle toothed franken-boobies!

chocolate highway boogie 

This is, of course, anal sex.
I was doin the chocolate highway boogie with jane last night.
chocolate highway boogie by TDP411 February 27, 2008

boobie monsters 

sexy blonde twins with massive knockers.
Nate - "kristin and lindsey are twins right?they are so hot.. look at their racks..."
Zack - "yeh they are such boobie monsters!!"
boobie monsters by boob#1 April 6, 2006
a mistake; or a black mark..
sometimes can be used as a pet name!
Mom, was i a boopie?

or

look at that boopie you got on your shirt!

or

hey boopie how are you?
boopie by Nancy Joemama August 8, 2006

Boobie Scarf 

When a woman throws her breasts each shoulder because she had multiple children, causing her breasts to hang so low, they almost drag on the floor.
Tim: "Dang, sally just popped out her third kid, once all that breast milk goes away, she'll be rocking the boobie scarf"

Jeff: "No Doubt"
Boobie Scarf by Cougarhuntin' March 9, 2010