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smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard
Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?
by Y u? November 9, 2013
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minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.
I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!
by Coco Sean July 1, 2016
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pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.
by Pecker Ball Johnson April 22, 2018
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no balls you won’t

If the phrase “no balls you won’t” is said after any dare or action this means you have to do it no matter what.
rina and bella said “tell tom you like him, no balls you won’t” so not that means kei$ha has to tell tom she likes him.
by bk bishes December 4, 2018
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ball bagged

The status of once proud and fearless gent of integrity who has lost his freedom and right to roam by submitting to the manipulations of a "ball bagger"..

This sad turn of events often happens to men in the prime of their lives, and could be a reaction to the stresses of "freedom" and the poor quality of casual pick-up material on offer these days..

Usually such specimens of men are rarely seen outside of the work environment or at family gatherings usually arranged by their miserable and deeply insecure female "owners". Any attempt to assert their previous rights to roam are met with histrionics, prolonged sulking, sex strikes and threats of "violence by proxy" often involving family members or friends of the ball bagger, the police, or family courts..

A ball bagged man is the butt of many jokes, as he lives in a form of comfortable castration rather like a neutered housepet.. But never has any real fun anymore, because his balls, are in "she who must be obeyed"'s handbag..
Bill realised, as he looked in the mirror at a body that was once lean and athletic but now looks as sad and sorry as the heap of lard sulking on the sofa that had ball bagged him into this pathetic life, that he was not really able to escape now. The price would be too high and he didn't want to end up unable to see his child, even though that was what had trapped him in this situation in the first place..
by Drex Johnson July 22, 2011
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Ballsack

The area of your pants where your balls are flopping from side to side to side.
His ballsack is drenched with water
by Bonehead5000 March 9, 2020
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balla beana

Someone who breaks balls by asking them what they do every day
by Travatsio December 14, 2013
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