cheap cuts of meat pressed into tubular skins. more commonly known as hot dogs, frankfurters, weiners.
im hurting for cash this week, so it looks like its lips and assholes for the cookout tonight. sorry kids.
by dave4817 October 26, 2004
The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
That so-called celebrity talking so rude to the people asking for his autograph is such an egotistical asshole and so full of himself. If it weren't for those fans, he wouldn't be rich & he'd be a nobody!
by Texas Toys February 17, 2016
The circulating life force in and around a person’s anal sphincter according to Chinese philosophy and medicine.
For years I had been working on my asshole qi when hunting for a parking space; I’ve found that this simple practice has benefited me much more than I ever anticipated.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
That crescendo of sound that originates from the next door cubicle when somebody unloads the first push into the toilet bowl
Dude, at lunch, this guy comes into the cubicle next to me and gives me a 10 second rendition of an asshole orchestra.. I nearly puked...
by Orchestra Boy September 18, 2009
When you have a VERY itchy asshole.
Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.
Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens
by Jimmy & Cody March 26, 2008
The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.
Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.
by fathead216994 December 22, 2011