Appalachian Whirlygig

When two guys are orally Eiffel towering two chicks interconnected with a double ended dildo, the guys grab each others forearms and rock back and forth like old-timey lumberjacks hand sawing a log.

Hey! Remember how those girls gagged when we gave them the Ol’ Appalachian Whirlygig?

by bigB-Rad86 January 19, 2024

appeal to triviality

A logical fallacy where someone involved in an argument says the issue in question being argued over "doesn't really matter" in an attempt to shame their opponent into giving up so that their side can push their agenda unopposed.

This fallacy is easily countered by telling the person doing this argument to shut up and go away if they don't actually care.

Person 1: "Why do you care so much if the space marines in Warhammer 40,000 are female anyway? It's just toy soldiers, stop being such a whiny incel over nothing!"
Person 2: "Appeal to triviality. If you didn't actually care about this stuff then you wouldn't even argue about it in the first place."

by janh47 February 1, 2024

appearadently

The way I see it as,it is so.

Appearadently ,that was a lesbian blister and not a pimple.

by Riska Spiros February 15, 2024

Aphelios

Squishy immobile hypercarry, femboy, who needs his daddy to keep him alive.

Wow,Aphelios is inting again!

by DefinitelyRealRiotEmployee February 23, 2024

Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.

This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?

by NVRLnD March 1, 2024

Appeal to normalcy

A weak evasion of the actual topic. The question isn't whether it normal for a 25 year old girl to sleep with 100 guys. It's whether or not it's ethical. And you either know that and are being avoidant because you're a soy-ass shit-lib who LITERALLY ISN'T ALLOWED to tell women what they ought or ought not do OR... OR... You're dumb as dog-shit. It's one or the other.

Hym "Appeal to normalcy is not an argument I would ever make there. Because I'm not a pussy social-centrist. Is it fine for a woman to fuck 100 dudes? Yes. Even better if she's discreet and takes cash. Why are you such a sissy? And where is your wife? Ex-wife. Where's you ex-wife? I saw her pick up a spider once and it was both gross and adorable."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2024

Appalachian Cum Rag

A short sleeved T-shirt worn upside down like a pair of shorts and used to catch your cumshot after masturbating.

Thank god I had an extra Tyler Childers shirt to use as an Appalachian cum rag last night!

by RandyLover69420 March 15, 2024