alternative fart

When you manage to successfully blame some other person for your flatulence.

I like going to crowded bars where it's easy to release alternative farts.

by Mike Honcho FS July 17, 2017

alternative white man

Someone of darker complexion raised in an administrative military atmosphere.

"What is your nationality?" " I am an Alternative White Man."

by 5tranger09 August 24, 2017

Alteria

A fictional planet in the Homestuck universe home to an alien species known as trolls

We are from the planet Alteria

by FRESH AVOCADO September 27, 2017

alternative fap

Alternative fap is Trump Porn Material since it is based on alternative facts. Very popular niche in the US since the election of the President.
www.alternativefap.com

-President Trump, what do you do with your small hands?
-I'm all about alternative fap , just visit www.alternativefapc.com , you will see I have the best taste in the world, believe me

by thisissethc September 30, 2017

altherelle

pussy nigga

you know altherelle

yea that pussy ass nigga

by lil ron ron November 1, 2017

alternative

How emo people describe themselves without actually saying "emo"

Person: Wow the music you listen to is kind of emo lol

Emo Person: No it's not!! It's ALTERNATIVE!

by mettycandy December 11, 2017

Alter Emoji

The emoji that is like your spirit animal. Everyone has one. You use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. It can change over time. If you're good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.

Guy: What are you doing tonight? *Smirking Face*
Girl: Trying to get in my pants?
Guy: No I didn't mean anything by it, it's just my alter emoji!
Girl: Yeah right *Face with Tears of Joy* you're always using the disco dancer!

by MonteCristo8 February 1, 2018