selective amnesia

Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.

I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.

by Edword July 31, 2006

vacation amnesia

when you go on vacation and have a miserable time, (a big family fight for instance), and about a week after it you can't remember the fight or anything bad that happened and start planning the next family outing talking about how fucking epic it will be to get all 6 brothers under one roof!!!

1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!

vacation amnesia
1) Jim to his bro. Dude, I can't believe our golf weekend turned into a UFC house and Bill lost 3 teeth and the hospital trip!!!

Bro to Jim- Dude wtf are you taking about!! that vacation was epic and I was looking forward to the trip to Vegas!!!

by JackD2633 April 21, 2013

Amnesia

condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Dang, that woman must have amnesia!

by Vocabnerd :] October 22, 2010

ages

A term referring to an extended period or 'era' The Dark Ages, The Middle Ages etc. Implies a span of a couple hundred years at the least. Often Used as a way of exaggerating a period of time by certain dramatic individuals.

"i haven't spoken to you in ages!"
"i sent that text ages ago!"

by alwaysrightj January 12, 2010

Vagina Amnesia

When a girl swears that her current sexual partner is a Sex God in comparison to the last. She'll claim that the last guy couldn't do it for her, but she used to call him a Sex God. It's like she forgets how good it supposedly was before.

Every time there's a new guy she swears the sex is the best of her life, and that the guy before couldn't compare. But that's what she said about the LAST guy. Does she have like Vagina Amnesia, or something!? Does she forget how good it was before???

by Vagina Amnesia November 14, 2011

agesplaining

Like mansplaining, this occurs when someone who is older or grew up in a different time/generation tries to explain something without realizing that the younger person they are talking to knows more on that topic than they do.

Valid for use when the person perceives themself as being older whether they actually are or not and still explains in the same condescending fashion.

Also used for when the elder explains something that no longer is culturally valid in our society, such as the means for a student in the US to be able to be debt-free when graduating. Often the agesplained statement comes after "when I was your age."

Augustus was agesplaining saving for retirement, little did he know that I've had a retirement account since my 18th birthday, longer than he claims to have started saving.

by Julyaugustusc May 12, 2017

agressor

The one that beats yo ass

Johnny was the agressor in that fight

by 🤣🤣 February 26, 2018